Rex Ryan Guarantee

Rex Ryan has done it again.  He has made yet another guarantee.  This time however, it’s not about the Super Bowl but another type of bowl.  The KFC Famous Bowl.  Rex has guaranteed he can survive off of nothing more than the delicious, albeit slightly unhealthy treat, for the next five years.  From a press conference early this morning:

“Super Bowl?  I’ll tell you about a super bowl, the Famous Bowl motherfucker.  I got gravy for blood man, I’m not going to eat anything but those bad larrys for the next five years.  That’s a guarantee.”

We’ll see how that works out for the big guy but for now we’re going to focus on football.

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